Buy Milk

You really should get two gallons,

but then the light company may shut down

and with no refrigerator it will spoil.

Also someone may take it away from you.

Be sure to guard your basket.

You did bring you gun. Right?

- * Buy Bread special $997.50

- * Wolf Chili 16oz $1,199.79

before getting in line.

You can still see the sign Cashier Wanted

It might be worth checking out.

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